this is literally the greatest post on tumblr
this post was sent from heaven
I never look gay enough for girls to flirt with me
Alex Vause is just endlessly amused by Piper Chapman
Oh wow *-*
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Heather Peace’s tongue?
Wish I could have the ‘Heather’ treatment ;)
I just think my life would be complete then - mind you I think my life would be complete if she just smiled at me.
Or laughed - I just adore everything about this woman
I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay